My Thoughts for the Day. The Rabbi Lionel Blair would be delighted I'm sure.
| 12/01/2004 | Shit in => Shit out, but not Shit in <=> Shit out |
| 13/01/2004 | SOUL POWER!!! |
| 14/01/2004 | Grasp the Nettle |
| 15/01/2004 | I mean HOW could you do it? The sheer biomechanics of it are just mind-boggling. |
| 16/01/2004 | It's hurts to admit when you're wrong, but if the mistake is big enough, the pain only lasts a second. |
| 19/01/2004 | If the Devil has all the best tunes, but God has all the best women, then I'm doomed either to dance to bad music, or with bad women. |
| 21/01/2004 | Hey, you brother over there, get on out of your chair, and bring the fire assistant with you. |
| 28/01/2004 | Live Rowing, Breathe Rowing, Eat Babies. |
| 9/02/2004 | I said get up and do any dance that's groovy to you. |
| 17/02/2004 | I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up late last night. |
| 4/03/2004 | Mrs Daniels has a problem with her telewision. But this guy, he can fix it. He can do a lot of other things too, but that kind of service is wery expensive. |
| 17/03/2004 | Sweet home Alabama; Where the men have no brains; And neither do the women. |
| 26/03/2004 | You'll never live this day again; don't let someone else live it for you. |
| 13/04/2004 | Stercus stercus stercus, moritorus sum. |
| 16/04/2004 | Always stay one step ahead of your reputation |
| 28/04/2004 | Suerte que mis pechos son pequenos, y no los confundas con montanas |
| 7/05/2004 | Try this easy way to keep the weight off after dieting: KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE PIE CUPBOARD YOU SPINELESS, WILL-LESS FAT ARSE. |